Thursday 10 August 2023

Auction!!!


Not what it appears Thursday. 

To the uninformed, this is simply an auction for an ‘acquired’ tank of fuel - quite reasonable considering prices at the pump here in the UK have started to rise again. 

But it’s not what it appears, the tank is actually full of moonshine, carefully disguised to make it look like it’s carrying petrochemicals. And because the contained hooch it’s so popular, rather than mess about putting it into glass jars, bottles and wooden casks, bidders can buy a whole tank wagon of the stuff - for personal consumption of course. 

The only draw back is that it would make sense for successful bidders to have their own private railway siding, or tanker lorry to transfer the contents to, ideally one used for milk, water or wine, though I doubt some of the bidders will be too worried about such trivialities. 

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