Wednesday 4 January 2023

End of the Rainbow

Former ministers of the  Partygate Party, Dizzy Lizzie and Awkward Teresa, after following the rainbow for quite some time across The Somerset Levels, finally find the moonshine store they’ve been seeking in a disused goods shed. They as we know are experts at partying at the tax payer’s expense, and have to ability to sniff out illicit liquor production from 80 miles if the wind allows. For their own consumption of course, allegedly. 

Corrupt Barry Bullhead from The Ministry of Misery, regular readers will be aware has his fat little fingers in several pies, one of them of course being the booze racket with Terry Tuttle-Thomas-Smythe (he’s in the loo btw). That’s Barry on the left in the turd brown overcoat for those unfamiliar, he’s  supervising the arrival of some nice oak casks for ageing a recent batch of fresh moonshine   

Lizzie & Teresa picked up the old banger of a car for the journey to avoid suspicion as a distraction from their more regular shiny wheels. After they conclude this successful booze seeking trip, the car will be scrapped for recycling. And on the note of recycling, they’ve even bought their crate of empty moonshine jars back for refilling, in exchange for a tiny discount of course. 


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