Meaty Misdemeanour

Rufus Hound, the most friendly dog in the land of the inch high, has been wanting to go to that there mainland Europe for ages after hearing that the sausages are particularly plentiful, meaty and good. His chosen destination is Spain, it having the accolade of being the biggest European meat consumer along with Portugal in second place. And of course, they’re both very sunny, and anyway, Rufus has always fancied being a mad dog in the midday sun after years of enduring the wet cloudy climate of Little Britain. 

After noticing the appearance of shiny new ferry wagons around the docks in recent days, he thought that his opportunity had finally arisen. But sadly for Rufus he’s been spotted sitting in the doorway of a wagon destined for the train ferry between Dover and Dunkerque. Former traffic wardens, Ben & Jerry, employed because of their complete lack of humour by The Ministry of Misery under Barry Bullhead, are quick on the scene to evict poor Rufus from the wagon destined for meaty foreign climes. 

To the right, and as a matter of course with any security breach, PC Rob Banks has appeared on the scene. But he knows Rufus well, so isn’t too bothered, so he instead he’s playing air piano practicing his boogie woogie version of the popular Hound Dog rock & roll hit. Once the former traffic wardens have nasally mumbled Rufus a warning, PC Rob Banks will take Rufus home via the butcher’s shop to grab him a nice meaty bone to chew 🐾

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