Polbrook Gurney Colliery Talent Competition

Terry Tuttle Thomas Smythe hosts the very first ‘Polbrook Gurney Colliery Talent Competition’, that’s our favourite smarmy chap stood on the engine announcing the next act. And here we have the The Railway Guards’ Barbershop Sing & Dance Troupe from nearby Midsomer Norton about to perform their short set. 

Liz & Teresa have been invited as ‘celebrity’ judges for this inaugural event. Somehow or other Nasal Nigel has managed to get on to the ‘stage’, that’s him in the sticky green bus-spotter flasher-mac (it has special pockets with holes on the inside to allow him to adjust himself surreptitiously in public) on the right. Secretly he’s thinking of entering the competition next year with a bus-spotter flasher-mac dance troupe. The thought of that is pretty horrific to be honest, for the Polbrook Gurney Colliery Talent Competition we all know is a family show. 

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