Local businessman Terry Tuttle-Thomas-Smythe has seen a business opportunity and decided to put on travelling roadshow on the back of a flatbed truck for our masked crusaders to fight thing out, with today’s choice being a pumpkin with a burning candle inside. There is is course much betting involved, with many of our regulars coming out to have a flutter for the chance of winning a few sovs.
Nasal Nigel is in prime position standing on a beer cask to give him an elevated view, for he also has really bad teeth and a fetish for wearing discarded face masks when playing with his TT gauge Flying Scotsman. What I horrible little man, his mother loves him though.
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