Wednesday 25 October 2023

Everyone Knows a Nasal Nigel

 Patrick The Pannier Tank is dreading picking up the stray wagon after spotting Nasal Nigel on the platform. Nigel loves to pick holes in anything and everything in a most dull adenoidal condescending way. He’s an expert in everything, especially picking his nose and placing the little rolls of semi dried up mucous into his special pocket. He’ll use them later to attach photos of his favourite buses to his bedroom wall. His mother loves him though. Bless. 


Buy Nigel a box of Kleenex

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