It’s Sunday morning, and it’s the launch of the new ‘Moonshine Express’ as the crew line up for inspection and final briefing before the whistle blows for departure.
Even the engine runs on moonshine, for whilst it looks like a fireless locomotive, steam is created by burning moonshine, which is so much cleaner than coal, and of course in the land of the inch high hugely abundant.
Onboard in addition to bottomless moonshine on tap, there is rather average entertainment in form of a ukulele duo performed by Chris & Chris, that’s them on the platform in matching attire. It should have been a solo act, but an error in the 3D printing ordering system created 2 rather average and somewhat irritating performers, when to be honest just one ukulele player and crooner is more than enough for anyone.
Those who’ve suffered a ‘uketroupe’ performance, usually the last act at a village summer fete (to make people want to go home), will know there’s limit to how many times you can put up with Bad Moon Rising and Folsom Prison Blues in the key of C played at 257 beats for minute.
Any ukulele players here will know that everything in the ukulele world is in the key of C, that being the law ever since George Formby gave up leaning on a lamp post because dogs kept wanting to use him as toilet.
As finally, Benny and Rufus Hound are covering for Bob Geeza Cat, adding compositional balance and interest to the right side of the frame. Benny wearing his waterproof trousers just in case Rufus wants to use him as a lamp post.
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