Working from left to right (or for those down under who’ll be looking at this photo upside down, from right to left).
Barry Bullhead is striking up a deal with local pub owner Shamus O’Shandy for a crate of his latest ‘Devon Shine’, an all malt 190% proof liquor.
Retired boxer, top geeza bloke and now loco driver Gaylord Grip is thinking about all the ladies he’ll be out to charm later this evening. He’s very good at “ello darlin’, do you want to see my naked armadillo photos?” The pretty ladies of Somerset falling for his loveable rogue cockney tones and cheesy one-liners.
At last count he had 5 ladies on the go at the same time. Dotty the delicious tea lady at Highbridge station, a psychic called Magical Melanoma from Glastonbury, Buxom Babs the barmaid from The Olde Hook, Line and Sinker in Bridgwater, B&B & brothel owner Miss Miggins in West Pennard, and finally Polly Pops a posh pony breeder from Pylle.
Deliberation Dave looks at the engine which is pottering about. He’s always amused by the random shunting moves and often how inefficient many of them are. Well, to his eyes anyway.
Waving Waymond (one of Waving Wayne’s brothers) is on the ground giving instructions. Though he might simply be waving at someone or something out of shot to the right. It’s difficult to know.
That’s Clive in the brakevan, he’s alway in it. And since his wife threw him out he’s been living in it for the last 6 weeks. Guards rostered to this van are often amused to find his freshly laundered underwear hanging off the wheel that operates the brakes, and his mattress in the corner near the stove.
And finally Bob Geeza cat is standing just out of shot to the right, he not realising the the photographer is using a standard rather than his more usual wide angle lens.
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