The Pedant & Armchair is now fully open and is complete with appropriate signage on the front. The nearby railway also has warnings to warn of its presence, but of the course the clientele would never dream of wandering onto the line because they almost certainly read government health and safety guides before going to bed. They are also unlikely to be drunk, 'mother' would never allow it.
I just need to think of a suitable name for the licensee to post above the door, thoughts?
Thanks to Troels Kirk for the inspiration.